A day late, but who's counting?

Ladies and gents of the House, it's my pleasure to announce to you the new favored operating system of choice.

It's not Vista. No, not XP. It's not OSX. Good try, but it's not even Ubuntu Linux.

My friends, the operating system I'm going to be pushing from now on is OS/2 Warp.

Let's face it. Every other next-gen operating system, each and every one of them, is a huge disappointment. Vista is a pretty face over an evil humanity-hating Cylon. XP is exceedingly dated. The very existence of OSX causes a rift in the House by merely discussing it, and Ubuntu, like most Linux distros, isn't quite ready for prime time.

OS/2, however, has years of proven reliability, a truly secure and stable operating system from top to bottom. Hackers don't come anywhere near it (and don't even try to say it's because nobody uses it), and viruses/spyware for OS/2 are effectively nonexistent.


Awwwww yeah.

Really, by continuing to use XP, we're clinging to the past, and if we're going to cling to the past, let's not be half-way about it. OS/2 is the shot in the arm we've needed since forever. The desktop effects even exceed those of the latest Apple and Microsoft releases.




Look at the shading!

In short, I recommend everyone take the plunge to OS/2 as soon as possible, be it upon your next reformat, or your next new system. For the hesitant, there's a release of VirtualPC for OS/2, which will help you migrate over your favorite Windows applications.


So what are you waiting for, you pussy?