Monday, March 26, 2007

Astonishing X-men are truly astonishing... in the pants

A few months back, by the recommendations of one of the Comic Shop guys, I picked up the first two trades of "Astonishing X-men," one of the multitude of spin-offs that twist and turn the X-men universe into directions previously only the wet dreams of comic geeks everywhere.

This is one of those comics.

Firstly, let me say that it's refreshing to read an X-men series that doesn't feature Wolverine or Jean Grey. I love both characters, but they're old, cliche, and, honestly, overdone. Instead, Astonishing X-men features a post-Jean Grey/Phoenix school run by Emma Frost after the "disappearance" of Professor X. And she's banging Cyclops.

Let the record reflect, I hate Emma Frost. Her powers are over-done and pitiful, she dresses like a whore, and she's just not good-guy material.

Luckily for me, she isn't a good guy.

For all those X-men readers who want to see what happens when Cyclops stops being a pussy, Wolverine spends an entire issue talking like an English school girl, Kitty Pryde goes hardcore and kicks massive amounts of ass, and Emma Frost is the ultimate villain, go spend a few bucks and pick these up. I won't go into terrible detail reviewing these, because I hate spoiling some of the best comics I've read in a long time for other people.

But holy god "Astonishing X-men" kicks butt.

Amy out.

3 comments:

Gregor Q. Fodrotski said...

P-R-Y-D-E.

Agree with the rest, though.

Null said...

Pretty much the only non-Ultimates superhero comic I like. Joss Whedon is a genius. But if that's one of the best comics you've read in a long time, you need to check out more graphic novels.

Amy said...

I separate comics from graphic novels. They're really two very different art styles, and therefore, at least in my mind, ranked in separate categories.