I was on CNN.com just now, and I found the most fascinating article wedged away in the 'Politics' section.

I also found this one hiding away in 'World.'

But now let's see what exactly the front page article was.

It's times like this that a governmental media coverup seems to me not just possible, but likely.

Dear America: IT'S OKAY TO IMPEACH TWO PRESIDENTS IN A ROW. NO ONE WILL THINK THAT YOU'RE BEING UNORIGINAL.

Love'n'Kisses!

-Gregor