Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day Post!

Valentino was a martyr; the only thing we know about him was that he refused to deny Christ before Emperor Claudius. The Valentine's Day holiday was originally created, like many Christian holidays, to stamp out a pagan holiday near the same date (Jesus was probably born in March, for the record). It took on it's romantic connotations because of a fictional work by one Geoffrey Chaucer, of Canterbury Tales fame.

So what you are celebrating is a fictional holiday based on a tribute to someone's death pragmatically created to deal with a pre-Roman feast which existed, apparently, to replace a sacrifice made to appease sentient wolves.

My recommendation: you should treat your significant other with the same love and respect I would hope you use the rest of the year- but if you have to do something special today, protest the hunting of wolves.

4 comments:

Amy said...

Or have sex. I mean, the buildup for this day is really just consumerism and validation to put out.

Farcedude said...

I just call it singles awareness day!

Unknown said...

Pfft. I'm married, and I still got nuthin'. But it's not like I got him anything either...maybe backrubs before bed? *shrugs*

Oz K. Fodrotski said...

But we need wolf control. >.>